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Christie campaign seeks OK to raise funds for bridge investigation legal costs
Mon Feb 3, 2014
when i screw up, i wish i could get someone else to pay my bills associated to that too.
Catholic diocese in Helena, Mont., files for bankruptcy to resolve sex abuse lawsuits
Fri Jan 31, 2014
lets see - 15 million divided by 268 is a little over $55,000 a piece. take away attorneys fees, and each claimant gets about $20,000, maybe? take away taxes, and they are left with $10,000 in cash? yeah, that was worth it.
Killer croc snatches 12-year-old boy swimming with pals in Australia
Mon Jan 27, 2014
"Lets take the kids swimming today honey!" "Great idea honey! Where should we go?" "I know a place that is infested with alligators, how about that?" "OK!"
Actor who played Marlboro Man in ads dies from smoking-related disease
Mon Jan 27, 2014
to all you smokers, i wouldnt worry about another one of these stories. dying a horrible death because of cigarette smoking is very rare, and you are right - it wont happen to you.
Dennis Rodman apologizes for comments on American held in North Korea: report
Thu Jan 9, 2014
screw poverty, screw global warming, screw people held hostage in foreign countries, screw everything else relevant. what we need is in this world is more basketball and a world basketball ambassador. thank god for a drunken idiot like DR.
Rodman serenades North Korean leader for birthday; family of US captive 'outraged'
Wed Jan 8, 2014
Rodman is an idiot and has always acted like an idiot. unfortunately its getting worse as he gets older. my brain hurts trying to understand any word he saying.
Sandusky tries to get his Penn State pension back
Tue Jan 7, 2014
the pension system is a financial drain on everything associated with it. its time to get rid of it. you want to know why your tuitions are so high? thats the reason.
Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs: report
Fri Jan 3, 2014
awesome!! if anyone has finds a video, give us a link!i had no idea dogs liked oriental food so much!
Human foot found on Florida beach likely detached naturally: autopsy
Thu Jan 2, 2014
what do you call a woman who walks with only one foot? Eilene. of course.
Former F1 racing champion Schumacher injured in ski accident
Sun Dec 29, 2013
he is much safer in a car going over 200 mph
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